I need a humorous CONVERSATION based story, around 30 pages about a new immigrant (from an alien planet) to America, who is unfamiliar with the culture and norms, and who is trying to find a date. It should be silly, and funny and ridiculous and should make the reader laugh. This text will be used as part of a language teaching exercise. So it should be 90% conversations, and the sentences should be relatively short, as would be the case in most every day conversations. The story should cleverly weave in everyday situations and places such as the grocery store, and airport and post office and work place etc.. Budget $100. Please send a sample page if interested. Note *This is a 'work for hire', meaning upon payment all rights will belong to me. ONLY BIDS FROM US/CAN/EU/AUS/NZ..
Absolutely no bids from IndiaPakistan region lol and nothing similar to this: "I am a proffesonal typest" OMG !
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